![]() 04/10/2016 at 21:19 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Pic unrelated.
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Send your resume to me.
![]() 04/10/2016 at 21:22 |
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here’s my resume.
![]() 04/10/2016 at 21:25 |
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Looks good.
Now tell me.
Why should we hire you?
![]() 04/10/2016 at 21:26 |
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idk
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You will need:
1. A small flamingo
2. A woodwind instrument (clarinet preferred)
3. High-fiber toast, whole grain
4. Bubble wrap
5. 16+ feet of coaxial cable
6. A live cuttlefish
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Sounds like a recipe for a good time.
![]() 04/10/2016 at 21:29 |
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you could buy me a plate of poutine once I get back down to Toronto
Check to make sure you got the invite. You know the rule, dont be a dick.
![]() 04/10/2016 at 21:34 |
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THAT’S THE KINDA CRAP WE LIKE.
YOU’RE HIRED.
![]() 04/10/2016 at 21:34 |
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How could I get authorship on oppo? Any admins to hire me?
![]() 04/10/2016 at 21:35 |
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How could I get authorship on oppo? Any admins to give me authorship?
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Right here!
http://oppositelock.kinja.com/so-you-want-to…
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Clarinet preffered? We’re going to have an issue.